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Week of November 2, 2003

McCartney’s daughter at risk of becoming schizoid

There goes the inheritance: Photo that McCartney’s kids dreaded

New pop McCartney named richest man in pop music

Our Man Elli In Israel finds no Arnold to vote for at the polls

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE: Activist calls Howard Dean on the Bill of Rights

Politician denies blaming mental illness on sin and demons

The hypocrisy of stars who fight breast cancer—and ignore lung cancer

Prosecutor says he got hooked on kiddie porn while researching cases!

Two Guys & A Girl: Prep school students expelled for making sex video

Polygamy, USA: Current, former plural wives differ on view of family life

The Crazy Horse topless cabaret might be misunderstood

Gay Press asks why mainstream ignores Siegfried & Roy’s sexual affair

The latest on the condition of Siegfried & Roy’s Roy

Pay tribute at Siegfried & Roy’s website

Vegas welcomes Cirque du So Gay

Calvo’s Corner: Cruise lines shove off to avoid protests

Man claims he was forced to cut off his own thumb

Couple stop to help a dog and find a dead body

Losing Tanya: Life & death on the edge

Plea deal with Green River Killer could kill state’s death penalty

Green River Killer would be most prolific serial killer on record

Big win for Robert Blake as bodyguard walks

The latest on the Robert Blake wife murder case (*photos)

The latest on the Phil Spector murder case

Local Paper: The latest on the Kobe Bryant case

Sainthood urged for 9/11 hero, Father Mychal Judge

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE LINK! Dinosaur petroglyphs found in Arizona

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE! “OUCH”? International news star in mystery website

The Life & Death of An “Ordinary” American: Manley Storms

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE LINK: The Duel (*music *animation)

Kate Moss turns into a raunchy dancer

Australia hails The Wiggles for conquering America—big time

Dr. Ruehl’s Tenants: Intruder hides in family attic, taps food & electricity

Dr. Ruehl’s Kind of People: Man pulls bus with his ears (*photo)

Dr. Ruehl’s Wedding Chapel: Judge to perform 5,000th marriage

Dr. Ruehl’s Plagues: Grasshoppers go on human-killing spree

Hairy time at the World Beard & Mustache Championships

Competitors vie in football video game tournament

Candyland stirs sweet memories for many

9/11: Bill Hudson pays tribute with ‘3000 Down’ (*music)


Week of October 26, 2003

Apple teases Beatles “naked” Let It Be album (*audio)

New Let It Be, out Nov. 17, is stripped of Phil Spector’s orchestration

Hey! Why no charges in the Phil Spector shooting case?

Will there ever be justice for beautiful Lana Clarkson?

The latest on the Phil Spector murder case

Couric, Oprah & CBS Exploit Elizabeth Smart: What’s up with the parents?

Pompous TV journalist Bryant Gumbel hosts cheesy sci-fi UFO “probe”

Gumbel was needled—and his pomposity deflated-- in Tabloid TV era

Noted TV personality Dr. Franklin Ruehl should be hosting the UFO special!

The Ruehl World: Two cops & others spot UFO with green tail

Bigfoot sighed near Philadelphia

Texas cheerleader shoots rival with paintball gun

Vegas strip club owner pleads guilty in corruption probe

Showtime sneaks in debut of groundbreaking reality sex series

Our Man Elli In Israel gets a lesson from the butcher

Diana’s butler won’t back down

Calvo’s Corner: Church’s “Scream House” scares the hell out of you

Visit America’s scariest haunts

Sainthood urged for 9/11 hero, Father Mychal Judge

The latest on the condition of Siegfried & Roy’s Roy

Pay tribute at Siegfried & Roy’s website

Local Paper: The latest on the Kobe Bryant case

The latest on the Robert Blake wife murder case (*photos)

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE! “OUCH”? International news star in mystery website

The Life & Death of An “Ordinary” American: Judith Owen

Did tortured romantic Elliott Smith really stab himself in the heart?

Remember Elliott Smith at his website

Johnny Cash’s stepdaughter found dead— and it’s not Carlene Carter

Attorney’s real love was playing trombone with Sinatra

Springsteen tries to help the club that helped push him to fame

The Bottom Line seeks support with online petition

Hudson Brothers played Bottom Line weeks before Bruce’s historic stand

9/11: Bill Hudson pays tribute with ‘3000 Down’ (*music)

Supermarket strike grinds on

Dr. Ruehl’s Social Calendar: “Coming Out parties” for nosejobs

Dr. Ruehl’s Top e-mail scams and hoaxes


Week of October 19, 2003


Mother Teresa’s fast track to Sainthood

Mother Teresa’s qualifying “miracle” in doubt

Sainthood urged for 9/11 hero, Father Mychal Judge

Church ignores miracles attributed to Father Mychal Judge

9/11: Bill Hudson pays tribute with ‘3000 Down’ (*music)

Former prostitute ordained as vicar

Woman breaks both legs protesting loud music

Councilwoman wants four-foot “no touching” strip club rule

Gay ex-con sues jailers & police

Rupert Murdoch says Aussie journos are tops, mate!

Aussie journos changed the face of American TV journalism

How did the merry Aussie revolution give way to Fox News?

JJ from “Good Times” writes a column for the Jewish World Review!

Save Terri! The latest on the Florida euthanasia battle

Special Report: The rich kids’ gang that terrorized a city

Calvo’s Crime Corner: Waffle House killer convicted

Death of 9-year-old girl means little to those who got away

Calvo’s Corner: Baseballer goes to jail

Local Paper: The latest on the Kobe Bryant case

The Ruehl World: Woman says she’s captured a UFO on video (*video)

Our Man Elli In Israel on the latest Holy War

Nixon-era informer zooms in on present

The latest on the condition of Siegfried & Roy’s Roy

Pay tribute at Siegfried & Roy’s website

The latest on the Phil Spector murder case

The latest on the Robert Blake wife murder case (*photos)

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE! “OUCH”? International news star in mystery website

The Life & Death of An “Ordinary” American: Bob Nathane

Calvo’s Corner: Is Evans’ ‘Kid Notorious’ a Tabloid Baby?

Find It: Robert Evans makes a cameo in ‘Tabloid Baby’

Supersize sisters can’t help but stand out in Vegas

Judge raps out dismissal in Eminem suit

How LeAnn Rimes grew up and found her groove

“Bill Cosby brings comfortable comedic style to appreciative Utah crowd”

Dr. Ruehl’s Network: Government trains “bimbo” game show hostesses

Dr. Ruehl’s Fellow Rock Stars: Jimi Hendrix gets an action figure

Dr. Ruehl’s Tavern: The “beer belly” is a myth

Dr. Ruehl’s Congregation: Church says jaywalking is a sin

Dr. Ruehl’s Crosswalk: More drunk pedestrians getting mowed down

Dr. Ruehl’s Farm: Human waste used as fertilizer

Dr. Ruehl’s Cigarettes: Man may have smoked his way to 122 years old

Dr. Ruehl’s Hospital: Stretchers expanded to hold the obese

Doctors prescribe “Rambo” as therapy

I do’s and… don’ts deadlock over wedlock

“Made In China”: Who can compete?

Wonderland Trail lives up to its name

Weekly names best bait & tackle shop in L.A.

ARE GEN. WESLEY CLARK’S EYES TOO BIG FOR HIS HEAD? (*photo)

Compare Gen. Clark’s face with famed paintings of “big-eyed children”

 

Week of October 12, 2003

The pathetic story of the real Rush Limbaugh

Little sympathy for blowhard racist drug addict Rush Limbaugh

Maybe judgmental hypocrite Rush belongs in prison with Tommy Chong

Lying fascist Limbaugh coming back after rehab? Don’t Rush!

Limbaugh: National Enquirer again does the work for “mainstream” media

Pity the little woman: A new outrage from Dr. Laura

Local Colorado paper says it won’t cover Kobe case!

A Proper Local Paper: The latest on the Kobe Bryant case

Supermarket strike stuns Southern California

Strategic Humour Initiative goes for worldwide satire

David Frost, behind SHI, dabbled in Tabloid TV world

Deborah Norville screams, gets guard fired

Norville hosts long-running Tabloid TV show “that no one watches”

Thin-Skinned Bill O’Reilly seems to take himself too seriously (*audio)

Bill O’Reilly preceded Norville as “self-important” Inside host (Ch. 5)

Elderly journalist who was arrested on BenLo’s property drops dead

Leno & Arnold: Partisanship could lead to late night recall

Dems knew of Times hit on Arnold well in advance

LA Times editor denies conspiracy in late Arnold hit

Calvo’s Corner: Ben Stein says his conservatism opened Hollywood doors

Ben Stein guested in premiere of best tabloid television show (Ch. 27)

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE: Dr. Franklin Ruehl on the cancellation of ‘Tom Green’

Special Report: The Mystery of Siegfried & Roy

The latest on the condition of Siegfried & Roy’s Roy

Pay tribute at Siegfried & Roy’s website

Steve Wynn may be trying to steal Siegfried & Roy for his new casino

Conflicted activists protest shows’ use of animals

Teller to pen book about long-dead amateur magician

The Ruehl World: Actual Yeti foot—not footprint—found in Siberia

Our Man Elli in Israel warns that Temple damage could lead to disaster

Big Mystery, Big Sur: Two dead women; one with grinning Halloween mask

Law cracks down on “Café Thug Hang”

Kiddie Porn Fight: Cop’s impulsive email to Bill Gates pays off

The Girl Who Played Dead: The untold story of the bathtub shooting

Calvo’s Corner: Teacher & aide charged with duct-taping kids

Cawker City celebrates anniversary of its Ball of Twine

Twine Ball made Tabloid Television history (Ch 10)

More children being named after product brands

Calvo’s Corner: Some see racism in new Ghettopoly game

The latest on the Phil Spector murder case

The latest on the Robert Blake wife murder case (*photos)

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE! “OUCH”? International news star in mystery website

Sainthood urged for 9/11 hero, Father Mychal Judge

9/11: Bill Hudson pays tribute with ‘3000 Down’ (*music)

The Life & Death of An “Ordinary” American: Virginia Kimball

CSI gets sicker & sicker

Bart & Evans: The kids stay in the picture

Randy Quaid gets a star on Hollywood Walk of Fame

Hollywood’s biggest bombs are remembered

The Vegas Strip: what a difference a decade makes

Author ‘fesses up to his “murky past”

Dr. Ruehl’s Surgery: Doctor accidentally sews woman’s anus shut (Ouch!)

Dr. Ruehl’s Vehicles: Man creates Segway from lawnmower (*photo)

Dr. Ruehl’s Infestations: Homes covered with ladybugs

Dr. Ruehl’s Monoliths: America’s Stonehenge reconstructed (*photos)

Dr. Ruehl’s Church: Brawl breaks out amid service

Dr. Ruehl’s Weddings: Guests shoot into air, bring down plane

Dr. Ruehl‘s School Spirit: Teen in trouble for dyeing school colors in hair

Dying man holds his own funeral at a pub

Anthrax survivor tells of his two-year struggle

Calvo’s Corner: Do poor fathers deserve debtors’ prison?

The 100 Greatest Novels of All Time

The list of The 100 Greatest Novels of All Time

“Guru Bernie” solves the world’s problems

ARE GEN. WESLEY CLARK’S EYES TOO BIG FOR HIS HEAD? *(photo)

Compare Gen. Clark’s face with famed paintings of “big-eyed children”

Week of October 5, 2003

ROY: WHAT HAPPENED?

SIEGFRIED KEEPS VIGIL

The latest on the condition of Siegfried & Roy’s Roy

Is this the end of the legendary Siegfried & Roy show?

Pay tribute at Siegfried & Roy’s website

Tribute to Roy from beyond the grave: Lyrics to Elvis’ “Tiger Man”

Las Vegas Review-Journal’s first report on mauling of Roy Horn

Las Vegas Sun’s first report on mauling of Roy Horn

The tiger strikes back

Siegfried & Roy’s life with tigers documented in 3-D film

Gay icons Siegfried & Roy have never acknowledged homosexuality

Pal Shirley MacLaine says S&R “used to be lovers a long time ago”

Siegfried & Roy helped establish Mirage Hotel & Casino—and new Vegas

Siegfried & Roy show was hot ticket in Vegas

“All shows cancelled until further notice due to Roy Horn’s injuries”

Ziegfried handled the magic—Roy was the tiger man

Was Rush Limbaugh’s deafness caused by his secret drug habit?

Limbaugh & Vicodan: “Misuse of pain dug linked to hearing loss”

Little sympathy for judgmental lying blowhard Rush Limbaugh

The LA Times reveals motives with late hit on Arnold

Website has all the latest anti-Arnold info & articles & info

The UK: “What would the Founding Fathers make of California’s antics?”

“Perverted” cop jailed for conning Christians into “bizarre sex practices”

Faded memories hamper Black Liberation Army cop murder trial

Jenny’s gone, and no one knows why

Magician plays Russian Roulette on live TV

He wrote his own obit—and made most of it up!

The latest on the Phil Spector murder case

The latest on the Robert Blake wife murder case (*photos)

Local Paper: The latest on the Kobe Bryant case

ARE GEN. WESLEY CLARK’S EYES TOO BIG FOR HIS HEAD? *(photo)

Compare Gen. Clark’s face with famed paintings of “big-eyed children”

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE! “OUCH”? International news star in mystery website

Sainthood urged for 9/11 hero, Father Mychal Judge

9/11: Bill Hudson pays tribute with ‘3000 Down’ (*music)

The Life & Death of An “Ordinary” American: Laura Mae Tracy

‘Kill Bill’ gorefest leaves questions

John Holmes &the story behind “Wonderland”

Tabloid Baby author told Holmes story in groundbreaking Court TV series

Court TV’s record-rating “Adults Only” porn series is repeated often

Tabloid Baby author was at launch of new Court TV-style journalism

TB author’s ‘Frozen Television’ produced acclaimed “Presidents’ Movies”

Dr. Ruehl’s Eye for the Queer Guy: Researcher says gays can “straighten”

Dr. Ruehl’s Hideaways: Resort invites fat folks to live large (*photo)

Dr. Ruehl’s Festivals: Devotees show off piercings & spikings (*photos)

Dr. Ruehl’s Animals: “Scat dogs” sniff out endangered species feces

Dr. Ruehl’s Fat Asses: Theatre & stadium seats being expanded

“Guru Bernie” makes waves with wacky wisdom

Week of September 28, 2003

OJ SIMPSON’S PAL ROBERT KARDASHIAN DEAD AT 59

‘TABLOID BABY’ AUTHOR CAUGHT KARDASHIAN WITH “OJ’s BAG”

KEARNS’ TV SHOW “PREMIER STORY” BROKE KARDASHIAN BAG STORY

THE TRUE STORY OF BURT KEARNS & ROBERT KARDASHIAN

“WHERE’S THE BAG, MR. KARDASHIAN?”

CHAPTER 28

Kazan, O’Connor; Palmer, Plimpton; John & Johnny—CELEBS DYING IN 2s!?

The last ‘Three’ were Slim Dusty, Johnny Cash & Tex Ritter’s Son

Elia Kazan dies; great director; named names; glorified the “rat”

Remember Robert Palmer

Write a witty tribute to George Plimpton

Visit the Unofficial Donald O’Connor Fan Club

Slim Dusty: A nation’s farewell to a legend (*video *photos)

At funeral, everyone, even the PM, knew the words to “Pub With No Beer”

Book pays tribute to Slim Dusty (Chapter 8)

Ha! Scripted comic Dennis Miller considered seriously as GOP candidate

Every word out of Dennis Miller’s mouth is scripted by writers

“Rebel” Miller sold out, turning right-wing Bush apologist

Failed NFL joker Miller in low role as Fox News-Hannity “commentator”

Space alien backs Arnold for Governor

Tabloids go easy on Arnold

Website has all the anti-Arnold info and articles

ARE GEN. WESLEY CLARK’S EYES TOO BIG FOR HIS HEAD? *(photo)

Compare Gen. Clark’s face with famed paintings of “big-eyed children”

Rupert Murdoch’s son James: The prodigal son makes good

Behind the scenes of Murdoch’s media revolution

New “magazine for adequate man” is a hoax

D’oh! Professor lectures about “The Simpsons”

Pol pays fine in Strippergate scandal

Great White, rock ‘n’ roll death club band, to play Vegas!

Ecstasy use doubles; overtakes heroin & cocaine

Gynecologist suspended over rape allegations was accused before

Lawyer says children are among British Army rape victims

School Shootings: Stricken town thinks of life after the unthinkable

A grandfather of seven dies and Middle America mourns

Mom fights off bear in her own garage (*photo)

Man uses duct tape for bear attack wounds

Dying for Love: The case of the murdered matron

Brandon Teena killer loses appeal

Missing teen may be victim of Green River killer

The case of the disfigured cop and the Crown Vic

The latest on the Phil Spector murder case

The latest on the Robert Blake wife murder case (*photos)

Local Paper: The latest on the Kobe Bryant case

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE! “OUCH”? International news star in mystery website

Sainthood urged for 9/11 hero, Father Mychal Judge

9/11: Bill Hudson pays tribute with ‘3000 Down’ (*music)

The Life & Death of An “Ordinary” American: Bud Olson

Crocodile Prince Harry ready to pack it in

David Blaine’s latest stunt: Britain asks “why?”

Calvo’s Corner: Tarantino understands the MPAA

Like Duh… Dept: “John Tesh Is An Alien”

Police probe threatening letters to Kylie

Leave It To Beaver’s Whitey dies after long, slow fall from stardom

Something old, something new to rock the next Big Day Out

Blu Cantrell: From porn mags to the top of the charts

Sinead, Shelby & Patsy albums cover all the bases

Dr. Ruehl’s Pedestrians: Backwards walkers banned (*photo)

Dr. Ruehl’s Illnesses: Country hit by ‘nodding disease’

Dr. Ruehl’s Conventions: Clowns gather from around the world

Dr. Ruehl’s Records: Guinness gathers the wildest

Dr. Ruehl’s Death File: Man killed by portable toilet truck at concert

Dr. Ruehl’s Doctors: MDs’ cell phones spread germs

Dr. Ruehl’s Criminal Masterminds: Man steals identity of child molester

Dr. Ruehl’s Pets: Microchipped cat comes home after ten years

Dr. Ruehl’s Pastime: League bans bat of teenage “Babe Ruth”

Dr. Ruehl’s Houses: Old woman actually lived in this shoe (*photo)

Dr. Ruehl’s Fast Food: Mmm… Man finds fried mouse in Popeye’s meal

Dr. Ruehl’s Car Lot: Man steals $729,000 Ferrari after test drive

Dr. Ruehl’s Harvest: Pumpkin weighs 1,279 pounds (*photo)

Dr. Ruehl’s Weddings: Army private married in ‘double proxy’ ceremony

Dr. Ruehl’s Conmen: They ordered phones— he sent them bricks!

Biker “motor maids” were “nice kids”

“Of Rats & Men”: Excerpt #2 from John L Smith’s book on Vegas mayor

“Guru Bernie” makes waves with wacky wisdom


Week of September 21, 2003

SLIM DUSTY DEAD!

STATE FUNERAL FOR MUSIC LEGEND SLIM DUSTY

SLIM DUSTY, THE MAN WITH NO PEER

PAY TRIBUTE AT SLIM DUSTY’S WEBSITE

Book paid tribute to Slim Dusty & his anthem, “Pub With No Beer” (Ch. 8)

Read the lyrics to Slim Dusty’s anthem, “Pub With No Beer”

Slim Dusty: Just which pub had no beer?

Slim Dusty’s family say “thanks”

A chorus of praise for the bush balladeer, Slim Dusty

Passing of Slim Dusty closes a chapter in Australian history

Slim Dusty’s death is a double blow at the old Town & Country pub

A pub with beer flows with tributes to Slim Dusty

Beer will flow at these pubs in toasts to Slim Dusty

Sing along with Slim Dusty’s “I Love To Have A Beer With Duncan”

The world mourns Slim Dusty

A ballad for Slim Dusty

Slim Dusty Discography: He was working on his 106th album

Recent book detailed Slim Dusty’s amazing life & travels

Slim Dusty opened the doors for many an Aussie music star

Slim Dusty’s “Live At Wagga Wagga” album influenced author

Rare Slim Dusty LPs and tapes sold on the Internet

Slim Dusty was a Tabloid TV influence & model

Slim Dusty’s “Gum Trees By The Roadway”

THEY DIE IN 3’s: COUNTRY LEGENDS DUSTY, CASH-- & TEX RITTER’S SON?

Slim Dusty’s New York Times obituary

Slim Dusty’s Death: How The Age broke the news

ARE GEN. WESLEY CLARK’S EYES TOO BIG FOR HIS HEAD? *(photo)

Compare Gen. Clark’s face with famed paintings of “big-eyed children”

Hell On Earth: Wesbite of band that plans a “live suicide” onstage

Hell On Earth: Warning! “Suicide” band’s site has page called “PRANKS”

Sex, drugs & death in Daglish

Amish boy shot dead for throwing tomatoes at truck

Teen allegedly strangled his girl, then called his mom

Private eye Pellicano wants to cut a deal in explosives case

Cops: No accident. No suicide. Spector did it.

The latest on the Phil Spector murder case

Robert Blake’s lawyer files motion to dismiss murder case

The latest on the Robert Blake wife murder case (*photos)

Local Paper: The latest on the Kobe Bryant case

Shortzenegger??

Denis Hamill: Schwarzenegger, my landlord, was “good people”

Website has all the anti-Arnold info and articles

Satan’s Whiskers & Maiden’s Prayers: Resurrecting classic cocktails

Cheers: Brits named as Europe’s biggest binge drinkers

Calvo’s Corner: Hemingway’s son’s sex change at center of feud

Gay celebs to participate in “Gay Days” at Disneyland

Couple in China arrested for running gay brothel

New wife’s influence? McCartney gets in fight with photog

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE! “OUCH”? International news star in mystery website

Mystery hunk of metal smashes through roof (*photo)

Our Man Elli In Israel sees rabbinical court dismiss grabby-Rabbi charges

Church cracks down on “fake Catholics”

Dr. Ruehl’s Miracles: Tree oozes milk

Boy’s recovery could make woman a saint

Sainthood urged for 9/11 hero, Father Mychal Judge

9/11: Bill Hudson pays tribute with ‘3000 Down’ (*music)

Calvo’s Castro Watch: Cuba’s jails are packed in record numbers

Our Man Elli in Israel catches lawmakers in a double-voting scandal

The Life & Death of An “Ordinary” American: Cinderella Power Battenfield

USOC nixes “Rat Olympics”; Dr. Ruehl urges protest

Kath & Kim are queens of Aussie comedy

The return of Yes

Carol Bayer Sager remembers Peter Allen, the boy from Oz

Steven Ivory stars as judge in “Performing As”

Richard Burton brought back from the dead

Kate’s cleavage catch

Dr. Ruehl’s Booby Prize: Study shows breast implants triple suicide risk

Dr. Ruehl’s Nuts: Power plant run by macadamias

Dr. Ruehl’s Losers: Man forgets key, suffocates in bathroom window

Dr. Ruehl’s Candy: Jawbreaker explodes in girl’s mouth, burns face

Dr. Ruehl’s Dental Care: Stolen 14-foot toothbrush recovered

Dr. Ruehl’s Classroom: School makes girls wear trash bag skirts

Dr, Ruehl’s Monuments: face of Mt. Rushmore is moving

Cher thought Mr. Rushmore was a natural rock formation

Playboy marks “Hef a century” with Vegas bash

Publisher inducted into state Newspaper Hall of Fame

EXCERPT: “Of Rats & Men,” John L. Smith’s book on Vegas Mayor

Former hoops star sells new kind of blackjack table

“Guru Bernie” makes his mark

Week of September 14, 2003

Tommy Chong bong sentence: Post your opinion at Cheechandchong.com

Post-9/11 America: Tommy Chong gets federal prison for bong sales

They can’t find bin Laden or Saddam, but they’ve got Tommy Chong!

Priorities: Half of Cheech & Chong gets prison for selling bongs online?

Contents of Chong’s deleted paraphernalia website

Breslin on Ashcroft: “Fascism in the name of security”

Mosley’s “perverse win” over De La Hoya

Mosley was featured in Tabloid Baby author’s boxing doco (Ch. 38)

Ben Lo: Media fools stand back as publicity spree ends gracelessly

Sex, sex, a kinky naked Meg Ryan, and sex at film festival

Apple sues Apple

They Die in Threes: Who will be the next John to die?

In his final months, Johnny Cash was working on a new sound & vision

Local Paper: Tributes & services for Johnny Cash

Pay tribute to the Man in Black

Read the lyrics to “Man In Black”

View Johnny’s Cash’s acclaimed “Hurt” video (*video)

Pay tribute to John Ritter at the Three’s Company Fan Network

Calvo’s Corner: People who died on stage, on set, etc.

White House spokesman’s dad says LBJ killed JFK

His Dad, the Author: “Blood Money & Power: How LBJ Killed JFK”

Book contains conspiracies, real and cooked

Scott McClellan is new White House spokesman

Man evicted from cave; Dr. Ruehl urges protest

Mom bets her one-year-old daughter will be Miss World by 21

“Daddy” accused of providing child sex at bar

Man gets prison for sending hate mail & porn subscriptions

Gynecologist closes office amid rape & molestation allegations

Strippers land in City Council’s lap

311 BOYZ: Upper-class gang troubles city

Serial Killer: Dad no surprised by son’s confession

Cops say images of murder suspect could jeopardize trial

Mayor’s wife gets big break with story of murdered Irish journo

Venus & Serena’s big sister shot dead in Compton

Local Paper: The latest on the Kobe Bryant case

The latest on the Phil Spector murder case

The latest on the Robert Blake wife murder case (*photos)

Our Man Elli In Israel on Sharansky’s Animal House tour

Calvo’s Castro Watch: House attacks embargo by vote to lift travel ban

Big Media plays its hand in recall coverage

From Arnold to Harvey: Our changing heroes

Website has all the anti-Arnold info and articles

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE! “OUCH”? International news star in mystery website

Steven Ivory stars as judge in “Performing As”

Sainthood urged for 9/11 hero, Father Mychal Judge

9/11: Bill Hudson pays tribute with ‘3000 Down’ (*music)

The Life & Death of An “Ordinary” American: Ralph J. Rustan

George’s guitar gently reaps big bucks

Pancho of “Pancho & His Rhythm Rockets” dies at 85

Britney Spears stuns Vegas by singing live in nightclub

Eric Idle bringing Python’s “Holy Grail” to Broadway

Larry Hovis, “Sgt. Carter” of “Hogan’s Heroes,” dies

Pay tribute to Larry Hovis—at a site built in tribute to him!

Dr. Ruehl’s Movie Locations: Catholic Church used for porn film

Dr. Ruehl’s Animal Outrage: Cambodians urged to eat more dogs

Dr. Ruehl’s Greenhouse: Cops destroy 500 plants mistaken for marijuana

Dr. Ruehl’s Transvestites: Club lets businessmen cavort in dresses

Dr. Ruehl’s Audio Tips: CDs sound better coated with yogurt & fungus

Dr. Ruehl’s Dentistry: “Warrior” opens cocoanuts with his teeth (*photos)

Dr. Ruehl’s Mortuaries: basement contains stuffed creature collection

Dr. Ruehl’s Fashions: Designer wins wearable art award

Dr. Ruehl’s Athletes: One-legged football player makes comeback

Dr. Ruehl’s Fugitives: Legless man escapes prison

Women set teeter-totter record

Poachers plunder bay’s riches

Snazzy new Vegas Strip signs entertain as well as lure

The return of the Swami

“Guru Bernie” makes waves with wacky wisdom

Summer’s Over: Book tweaking “Tabloid Baby” author drops off NYT List

Flashback: Patterson’s “Beach House” co-author dissed ex-colleague

“Beach House” drama pales in comparison to this never-told tale


Week of September 7, 2003

JOHNNY CASH IS DEAD

Pay tribute to the Man in Black

Read the lyrics to “Man In Black”

View Johnny’s Cash’s acclaimed “Hurt” video (*video)

Johnny Cash was only 71, but seemed so much older

Johnny’s wife June died weeks ago, has new album

JOHN RITTER DIES

Ritter was a really fine comic actor

“Skin Deep” & “They All Laughed” were Ritter classics

Pay tribute at the Three’s Company Fan Network

Ritter’s dad was country music legend Tex Ritter

Johnny Cash & Tex Ritter appeared together on “Western Ranch Party’

THEY DIE IN THREES: WHO’S THE NEXT JOHN TO DIE?

DEATH AT DISNEYLAND

Disneyland tragedy echoes through rollercoaster underground

Death lurks in Disneyland’s secret sordid past

Death shocks because of Disneyland’s magical place in pop culture

A typical Disneyland fan page

Disneyland’s mysterious ‘Club 33’ is not an urban legend

Disneyland Gay Days to invade California Adventure

Tokyo Disneyland reopens roller coaster after tragedy

As far as anyone can tell, Walt Disney was cremated, not frozen

Untimely Synergy: ABC stars parading at California Adventure

LA Weekly’s Latest Bad Timing: “Disneyana people protect Walt’s vision”

LA Weekly featured farmers market same day as massacre

Bombshell: Will Kobe’s cousin clear Kennedy cousin Skakel of murder rap?

Victim’s mother calls Skakel news “startling”

Mark Furhrman & Dominick Dunne—call your lawyers!

Tabloid Television heroes, not Fuhrman, reopened Moxley murder case

Tabloid Television heroes often made history; crossed paths with Fuhrman

Kobe’s defense gives glimpse of strategy by focusing on accuser

Kobe, Skakel, Fuhrman—in the Tabloid Television world, all are connected

Local Paper: The latest on the Kobe Bryant case

9/11: Sainthood urged for hero, Father Mychal Judge

9/11: Bill Hudson pays tribute with ‘3000 Down’ (*music)

9/11: The world has changed in ways big and small

9/11: Another videotape surfaces on eve of anniversary

9/11: Squid among weapons in fight against air terrorism

The Ruehl World: Does NASA fear this amazing moon footage? (*photos)

The media rides shotgun on Arnold Schwarzenegger’s sexual free ride

So what enterprising journo will find the Arnold “gang bang woman”?

Website has all the anti-Arnold info and articles

Director dedicates prize-winning film to teen star who died on set

Death club band Great White makes thousands off benefit gig

Jiggle joints & greed at the heart of Vegas club scandal

Blame questioned in teen’s multiple encounters with men

Calvo’s Corner: Congress passes the RAVE Act (or Ant-Hip Hop Act)

Scientists admit: We were wrong about “E”

Booze-flavored lip balm blasted

Porn company remakes “The Devil In Miss Jones”— on film

Record 50,000 women dance topless in bid to be king’s wife

“Stealth Contestant”: Gays say Miss America lied about sex stance

Britney Spears’ bodyguard rips up reporter’s notes

Dateline NBC: Is Keith Morrison making fun of people or is he just weird?

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE! “OUCH”? International news star in mystery website

Steven Ivory stars as judge in “Performing As”

Our Man Elli In Israel finds a settlement not listed on the road map

Our Man Elli In Israel on the tourist trade in Congressmen

Cursed Jesus icon killing museum staff

The latest on the Phil Spector murder case

The latest on the Robert Blake wife murder case (*photos)

The Life & Death of An “Ordinary” American: Iva Jean Thrapp

More words about the greatness of dead rock ‘n’ roll writer Lester Bangs

Springsteen connects at Fenway Park

Top Headline: “Whither the Vines? Tall poppies or overhyped amateurs?”

Johnny Rotten blah, blah, blah

Refried & Dirty: A new appreciation for Southern Rock

Simon & Garfunkel: They hate each other, but money talk$

Huge Jack-man?: Hugh Jackman plays it gay in The Boy from Oz”

Stinkers & flopperoos lead to soul-searching in Aussie film industry

City begins 17 days of moviegoing mania

Reality TV enters the third stage of its evolution

Tabloid Television heroes set the stage for today’s innovations

Fifty years of babes, breasts & bunny ears

Dr. Ruehl’s Disrespectful Shortcuts: Military allows digital funeral “Taps”

Dr. Ruehl’s Weaponry: “Smart gun” can only be fired by owner

Dr. Ruehl’s Crimefighters: police use underwater “Robocop”

Dr. Ruehl’s Investigators: Cops call ghostbusters to haunted police station

Dr. Ruehl’s Straphangers: Ghosts haunt subway

Dr. Ruehl’s Church: Parishioners brick up priest within monastery

Dr. Ruehl’s Genetics: Family has first girl in 100 years

Dr. Ruehl’s Brainiacs: Female ex-boxing champ leads country’s Hi-IQ team

Dr. Ruehl’s Campus: School appoints professor of parapsychology

Dr. Ruehl’s Justice: Ex-Death Row inmate’s fellow con charged with crime

Dr. Ruehl’s Good News: Death “not so bad”

Caller seeking marijuana dials sheriff’s cell phone

“Marriage is made in Hell”

Teen has experimental transplant

The peculiar grief of the adult orphan

Written words help wounds heal

Still Summer: Book tweaking ‘Tabloid Baby’ author hangs in NYT Top 20

Flashback: Tabloid Baby author ticked off by “Beach House” namecheck

“Guru Bernie” makes waves with wacky wisdom

Week of August 31, 2003

TABLOID TV LEGEND GORDON ELLIOTT IS NEW “CAMPBELL’S SOUP KID”!

Campbell’s hopes heavyweight Gordo will end “soup slump”

TV Secret: Gordo’s “reality" spots were actually scripted

From Berlin Wall to Benedict Cañon, Gordo was larger-than life

Stars come out in benefit for our friend Trev Broudy

Trev’s cowardly attackers plead guilty

Jerry Lewis telethon sets another record

There’s still time to contribute to the Jerry Lewis Telethon

The only time a TV show went behind the scenes with Jerry (Chapter 6)

God bless Jerry Lewis

Laugh-- and cry-- at the Jerry Lewis photo gallery

Congressman Jerry Lewis is not as funny

Remember Charles Bronson

Visit a site created to celebrate Charles Bronson’s lifetime achievements

Magnificent Seven down to one

Official website for the last surviving member of The Magnificent Seven

Dennis Miller: From America’s most obnoxious comic to most pathetic

Miller: Scripted new “right winger” does “commentaries” for Hannity show

Lowlife comedian Jim Davidson takes racist swipe at resort town

Lowlife comedian Jim Davidson cries poormouth, takes sexist swipe

Lowlife comedian Jim Davidson sparked author’s ire (Chapter 35)

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE! “OUCH”? International news star in mystery website

Calvo’s Corner: Website has all the anti-Arnold info and articles

Calvo’s Bonus: Arnold’s infamous nudie shot (*warning: Arnold’s willie)

Stallone bodyguard roughs up journo

Anna Kournikova loses TV sports journo job over blunders

He changed his name to “Santa Claus.” Dr. Ruehl says let’s pay tribute.

Missing flier comes out of thin air

Steven Ivory stars as judge in “Performing As”

Our Man Elli In Israel on the meaning and failure of “Hudna”

Our Man Elli In Israel: Diaspora Museum going under

Girl gang strikes fear in city

Parishioners welcome back priest after sex abuse allegations

Catholic school won‘t admit lesbian couple’s daughter

Gay “Old Catholic” archbishop takes on the Vatican

As anniversary approaches, devotion to 9/11 hero, Father Mychal, grows

3000 Down: Bill Hudson pays tribute to 9/11 (*music)

Ashes cool at Burning Man

150,000 turn out for biker bash

Man allegedly shoots father’s girlfriend in chest with arrow

Woman kills hubby in testicle attack

Baby-killing prof’s death defies jailhouse precautions

Local Paper: The latest on the Kobe Bryant case

The latest on the Phil Spector murder case

The latest on the Robert Blake wife murder case (*photos)

The Life & Death of An “Ordinary” American: Nellie Lucille Petitt

Hollywood’s most hideous are splashed across the gossip pages

Monty Python’s “Rag-bag” Meaning of Life returns

Sex scenes stir up Venice film fest

Showtime to unveil groundbreaking sexual reality series

David Blaine takes hits for pushing magic’s taste boundaries

Burt Bacharach’s elevator to the stars

Ringo rolls on… down memory lane

Rollin’ with Johnny legend, the rock ‘n’ roll Rasputin

Punk rock returns to North Beach

Janis Ian gets married in Toronto—to a woman

Two Queens: Elton John follows Celine Dion to Vegas

The Smothers Brothers try for a comeback

Why a tribute to Ethel Merman?

The strange case of Chloe Sevigny

Philip Roth chronicles America’s excesses

I’ve Got A Secret: Bayard Rustin’s gay civil rights struggle

Still Summer: Book tweaking ‘Tabloid Baby’ author back in NYT Top 20!

Flashback: Tabloid Baby author ticked off by “Beach House” namecheck

Dr. Ruehl’s 911: Parrot’s cries cause cops to bust down door

Dr. Ruehl’s It’s About Time Dept: Watch lost in WWII is returned

Dr. Ruehl’s Accommodations: Hotel caters to bonsai trees

Dr. Ruehl’s Herbs: Sage brushes up the memory

Dr. Ruehl’s Fish: Crazy carp jumping into boats, hurting people

Homicide unit working on perfection

Attack lawsuit shines light on town’s security force

Facing eviction at the Crack-dale Apartments

Joyriders swipe candidate’s electric truck

Tribes alarmed by size of salmon kill

Dirty Work: Somebody’s got to do it

Ridin’ and ropin’ with the “miniature cowboy”

Teen beauty queen: From pageant runway to school hallway

All’s Faire for the “Rennies”

Unofficial end of summer brings some to reality— others dream of fish

“Guru Bernie” makes waves with wacky wisdom

Week of August 24, 2003

Childhood pal (a cop!) foils woman’s plan to avoid prison by faking death

Pastor says church leaders were trying to heal boy who died at service

Official sued for saying worker had sex on the roof of city hall

Disgraced cricketer leaves country as scandal stripper talks

A family man— and cunning predator?

Calvo’s Corner: Mexican actor for killing costar with “blanks” in scene

French rock star held in galpal actress’ death: Visit his band’s site

Local Paper: Biblical justice for pedophile priest in prison

Our Man Elli In Israel’s Rabbi Molest Case: You don’t have to be Catholic…

Critic: Dan Rather doesn’t tell it like it is!

The real story behind CBS News and other network know-it-alls

Fox News loses embarrassing suit against Al Franken satire

Fox, originator of tabloid TV, used to be known for its sense of humour

“Self-important”: Suit initiator O’Reilly could use a sense of humor (Ch 5)

BBC launches attack on Rupert Murdoch’s “imperialism”

Reality TV alum finds his “prettiest penis” win an issue as he seeks office

Comedy producers lure gullible men with phony “Lapdance Island”

Schizophrenic rock star Wesley Willis dies at 40

So were the hipsters making fun of Wesley when they recorded with him?

Know a clean joke? Send it to Reader’s Digest— and they’ll pay you!

Devout comedian stands up for Muslim women

Our Man Elli In Israel: You say you wanna Haifa revolution…

Calvo’s Castro Watch: US indicts Cuban pilots who shot down rescuers

FBI offered to free Irish expired-visa inmate—if he ratted out IRA

‘True Vampires’ exposes bloodthirsty killers among us

Gangs thriving in the shadows

“Buildings of Disaster”: Diana Tunnel, Twin Tower replicas on sale!

As anniversary approaches, devotion to 9/11 hero, Father Mychal, grows

3000 Down: Bill Hudson pays tribute to 9/11 (*music)

“Guru Bernie” makes waves with wacky wisdom

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE! “OUCH”? International news star in mystery website

Local Paper: The latest on the Kobe Bryant case

Videotapes show little girl changed story about rape

Green River investigators find more bones at site

Charges reduced against wife in two deaths

Prime Missing-er: Whatever happened to Harold Holt?

Political “hit man” tells all

Feds seize couple’s house in pot bust

“Virtual autopsy” may be next forensic innovation

The latest on the Phil Spector murder case

The latest on the Robert Blake wife murder case (*photos)

The Life & Death of An “Ordinary” American: Robert Coughlin

Long Live Lester Bangs

DeNiro- & Tarantino-copping NYC “rapper” becomes huge star in England

Big in England: Visit the The Fun Lovin’ Criminals website

Nutso David Lee Roth goes back to junior high school

Rolling Stones’ offspring shine on their own

Book tweaking ‘Tabloid Baby’ author falls off NYT Top 20 List

Flashback: Tabloid Baby author asks: “Who’s got fat fingers?”

Dr. Ruehl’s Operating Room: Tongue transplant patient releathed

Dr. Ruehl’s Courtroom: Ex-con posed as lawyer, represented clients

Dr. Ruehl’s Undertakers: “Dead” man revived after night in morgue

Dr. Ruehl’s Traffic Accidents: Boat leaves lake, goes airborne, hits car

Dr. Ruehl’s Bar: Man suspected of killing woman rather than share his beer

Dr. Ruehl’s Embarrassments: Man locked in ladies’ restroom overnight

Dr. Ruehl’s Bargains: Spends $75 on trailer of junk; finds $1 million in art

Dr. Ruehl’s Record Book: Man eats a burger in every county in Kansas

One man’s loss inspires legislation—and generosity

Couple feasts on career as competitive eaters

Strapping girls step out in style

Maneuvering amid mall mania

Harley at 100: Intending to keep Hog Heaven humming

Crayola at 100: Pigments of our imagination

Reef work aims to reel in fishers

Chef Alex Patout offers a N’Awlins recipe

Week of August 17, 2003

Fans mourn Aussie rock star Matt Moffitt

Matt was ready to take his Matt Finish band back on the road

Pub rockers Matt Finish were Aussie legends

Matt Finish Discography

“Our Worst Drug”: Aussies asked to reassess their culture of drinking

Our Worst Drug fueled the Tabloid Television revolution

Town librarian exposed as “sadistic, yet caring” online dominatrix

Man kills parents because they demanded he divorce his blow-up doll

Fox vs. Franken: Lost sense of humour killed tabloid TV (Ch 18)

Get out the camcorders! Despite past, Rob Lowe joins Arnold campaign!

The last time Rob got into politics he made sex tape history (Ch 4)

Comic Larry Miller, closet politico, takes on the recall

Hear Ted Koppel get “pranked’ during blackout coverage (*audio)

Ted got “pranked” by his competition in Tabloid TV’s salad days (Ch 30)

Ted’s crew’s “prank” revenge backfired (*video in “Pix&Flix)

ABC’s Judy Muller gets job as assistant journalism professor

Did Judy lie about tabloid TV confrontation? You be the judge (Ch 30)

Bicyclist sues CNN anchor Jack Cafferty for $10 million

Jack Cafferty is stand-up guy; friend of Tabloid Baby

US troops kill ITV cameraman

Our Man Elli In Israel ducks as the new Bugsys shoot it out on the streets

Our Man Elli In Israel finds an online immigrant's aid

Gay Marine to stand trial

Hugh Grant held responsible for TV’s potty mouth

“Flash mob” mentality spreads

Man cuts off his own penis to cure his sex addiction

Torture-murder suspect’s family called police back in 2001

Cops warn students of sexual predator

Cricketeer’s sex accuser is attacked

For The Files: “‘All The Presidents’ Movies’ makes tremendous television”

Dr. Laura loses her religion

Statue of Virgin Mary glows & faithful see the light (*photo)

Miracle! Eleven campers struck by lightning—all survive

Movement grows for sainthood of 9/11 hero, Rev. Mychal Judge

3000 Down: Bill Hudson pays tribute to 9/11 victims (*music)

“Guru Bernie” makes waves with wacky wisdom

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE! “OUCH”? International news star in mystery website

Local Paper: The latest on the Kobe Bryant case

The latest on the Phil Spector murder case

The latest on the Robert Blake wife murder case (*photos)

The Life & Death of An “Ordinary” American: Maria Espinosa

Shocker! Playgirl centerfold comes out

Bat Boy lands in Vegas

Of Lamingtons & Labels: In search of troubadour John Williamson

Unpublished Elvis song to be released in October

Les Paul is still pickin’—and still packing ‘em in

Boxing title challenge ends in head-butt disaster

Dr. Ruehl’s Media: TV inspires mom to interview prospective son-in-laws

Dr. Ruehl’s Strippers: Woman peels off skin, revealing organs (*photo)

Dr. Ruehl’s Gases: Scientists get first photo of whale flatulence (*photo)

Dr. Ruehl’s Detectives: Maggots solve murder mystery

Dr. Ruehl’s Justice: Man gets four years for stealing hamburger

Dr. Ruehl’s Laundromat: Man dies in washer trying to free sheets

Dr. Ruehl’s Kitchen: Woman shot by gun in the oven

Dr. Ruehl’s Stepford Wives: Man models robot after girlfriend

Dr. Ruehl’s Traditions: Lovers cover fences with padlocks (*photo)

Dr. Ruehl’s Chromosones: Men are doomed & here’s Y

Book tweaking ‘Tabloid Baby’ author clings to NYT Bestseller List

Flashback: Tabloid Baby author asks: “Who’s got fat fingers?”

Victim must pay for stolen car’s return

Remission: Little girl is taming her deadly “dragon”

Bugs are chef’s specialty

Visiting “Europe’s funkiest ephemeral beach”

Week of August 10, 2003

“Against all odds, a US documentary revealed something worth knowing”

“’All The Presidents’ Movies’ makes tremendous television”

Brett Hudson talks about Presidents’ doco (*audio)

Tabloid Baby author & former Hudson Brother produced “Presidents”

Scandal over sale of Hollywood headshots

Gregory Hines was not only a top dancer, he was an AppleMaster

An interview with Gregory Hines (*video)

Gregory Hines wept while speaking at Sammy’s funeral (Chapter 9)

Bike Hit & Run: Was CNN anchor Jack Cafferty set up by Fox news rivals?

Jack Cafferty is former Fox anchor, ‘A Current Affair’ guest host (Ch 10)

MSNBC’s Scarborough blows it behind “enemy lines”

Body found in home of couple busted for disappearance in 1994

Indifference protects polygamous sexual predators

Local Paper: The latest on the Kobe Bryant case

New vote called on strip club

Smelly mystery blob takes over town

Elderly men survive shark and croc ordeal at sea

Our Man Elli In Israel: Single mothers seek sympathy

For Elvis followers, this week is story time

Shelved Rutles “sequel” getting Hollywood premiere

Calvo's Corner: Move over, Hitler, it's "Stalin The Musical"

Ash Wednesday 2004: Get ready for the Gospel According to Mel

3000 Down: Bill Hudson pays tribute to 9/11 victims (*music)


Movement grows for sainthood of 9/11 hero, Rev. Mychal Judge

“Guru Bernie” makes waves with wacky wisdom

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE! “OUCH”? International news star in mystery website

Radio legend Paul Harris kicks ideas into “The Bucket”

The latest on the Phil Spector murder case

The latest on the Robert Blake wife murder case (*photos)

The Life & Death of An “Ordinary” American: Susanne Alcock

“French Hitchcock” dies

Casino’s card-dealing impersonators attract crowds

Slot cheat tries hand at prevention

Dr. Ruehl’s Late Fees: Library accepts food instead of fines

Dr. Ruehl’s Meter Maids: Dead driver, sitting in car, gets parking ticket

Dr. Ruehl’s Justice: Cad must pay for stealing wife, breaking up marriage

Dr. Ruehl’s Last Honest Man: He returns $7,000 dropped by punkers

Dr. Ruehl’s Perverts: Man runs down jogger in hope of “corpse sex”

Book tweaking ‘Tabloid Baby’ author clings to NYT Bestseller List

A bestseller for the ages continues to enthrall

Artist takes unique approach to knitting

At last, Willie can rest in peace

Week of August 3, 2003

DON’T MISS ‘ALL THE PRESIDENTS’ MOVIES’! ON BRAVO! THURS 7-10PM!

"'Presidents' is tremendous television! Intriguing! Impossible to resist!"

"All The Presidents' Movies" is a "fascinating voyage!"

“Fascinating!”; LA Times hails “All The Presidents’ Movies”

NY Post: “Presidential Preferences Revealed!”

Chicago: “High Noon ranks as presidents’ favorites”

“All The Presidents’ Movies” tops Bollywood in India!

Comic Argus Hamilton finds material in "Presidents' Movies"!

Great Britain enthralled by "All The Presidents' Movies"

BBC: "Presidential Preferences Have Been Revealed!"

ALL THE PRESIDENTS’ MOVIES: Frozen Television unveils historic TV doco

“Juicy Revelations!”: TV Guide lauds “All The Presidents’ Movies”

Buy It! National Enquirer features “All The Presidents’ Movies”

Washington Post selects “Presidents’ Movies” as week’s best

Tabloid Baby author & Hudson Brother produced “Presidents’ Movies”

Two years on, Court TV still airs Frozen Television’s “Adults Only” docos

Two years on, people are noticing that porn’s gone mainstream

NEW BOSSES TURNING CRUCIAL TABLOID PAPERS INTO “US” CLONES!!!

Original Tabloid TV shows knew how to have a respectable sheen

Searching for LeeAnna: A child is missing, a family endures

Fixing “racist” slight, Rolling Stone puts American Idol Ruben on cover

Rolling Stone featured white runner-up Clay on cover last month

Calvo’s Corner: Paper’s “hip” weekly yanked for “attitude”

We See Dead People: On using Uday, Qusay & Che

Our Man Elli In Israel: Jewish settlers arrested on terror charges

3000 Down: Bill Hudson pays tribute to 9/11 victims (*music)

Bill Hudson wrote music for “All The Presidents’ Movies,” Thurs at 7

Movement grows for sainthood of 9/11 hero, Rev. Mychal Judge

Oh, baby! Tiny miracles do happen

Uproar Over Mel Gibson: View ‘The Passion’ trailer (*video)

Kobe, What Happened?

(We like to use the “Elvis: What Happened” tribute whenever possible)

“Underground” Internet action fuels Kobe story, rumours

Local Paper: The latest on the Kobe Bryant case

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE! “OUCH”? International news star in mystery website

Sex detectives on trail of sexually-transmitted infection

Naked man asks cops for help—then covers up

Calvo’s Corner: 200 arrested at street race

Bad blood as mystery biter escapes rugby row

Community reeling from restaurateur’s murder

Hundreds mourn mom killed by cops

The latest on the Phil Spector murder case

The latest on the Robert Blake wife murder case (*photos)

Dr. Ruehl’s Elvis Files: Burial plots available near Elvis’ birthplace

The Life & Death of An “Ordinary” American: Donald H. Erdmann

TV landscaper awaits multi-million dollar windfall

Springsteen tour is cheerier this time around

Steven Tyler dreams on

Matrix Make Musical Mark

Earl Scruggs is still pickin’ pretty

Big names go head to head in bestseller battle

Big name media book went head-to-head against media bigs

Book tweaking ‘Tabloid Baby’ author creeps back up Top 20

Dr. Ruehl’s Scandals: Paper claims Lindbergh was double-life bigamist

Dr. Ruehl’s Efficiency Experts: Cashiers diapered to cut bathroom breaks

Dr. Ruehl’s Therapy: UFOlogist has counseled 800 abductees

Dr. Ruehl’s Diets: Is the “Detox” a health regimen or fad?

Dr. Ruehl’s Kitchen: Blueberry burgers are coming soon!

Dr. Ruehl’s Elvis Files: Hippie commune thrives in shadow of Graceland

Rucks & riffs at the Aboriginal Olympics

Crash lab researchers are no dummies

Mystery; Who built the big boat?

Wedding Plans: For Richer or Poorer

Week of July 27, 2003

Sam Phillips Is Dead

TV critic Howard Rosenberg retiring!

Rosenberg was Tabloid TV's #1 enemy in the press

Fitness author banned from store for saying George W has “chicken legs”

Julia Rose: Visit the Chicken Legs Lady’s website

Survey says Eminem is “more truthful” than George W

ALL THE PRESIDENTS’ MOVIES: Frozen Television unveils historic TV doco

“Juicy Revelations!”: TV Guide lauds ‘Presidents’ Movies, ’ airing August 7

Local Paper: 1996 Pender High School grad killed in Baghdad

Our Man Elli In Israel meets "Rosa Parkstein"

Calvo’s Castro Watch: They tried to sail a truck to America—why sink it?

The lyrics to Neil Diamond’s song, “America”

Castro: Rebel without applause

“Country Roads”: Dan Rather’s latest weepy-wacky episode joins legend

The lyrics to John Denver’s “Take me Home, Country Roads”

Man charged for videotapes of nude ex-girlfriends

Did a jailer really make a female inmate his handcuffed sex slave?

Sex clubs feel the heat in Sin City

Strip club workers testify about city council donations

A grope is worse than a bonk: Gap in law helps seducers of students

Website that showed wrong pics of accuser) “Kobe correspondents”

Local Paper: The latest on the Kobe Bryant case

“Bryant’s attorney is a bulldog in a suit & pearls”

We Told You So! Vegas “Bambi Hunt” was a fraud!

Dr. Ruehl’s Debunkers: Burning Man partiers sweat over package prank

Bikers strip down for nude rally

Blackout.com: Crank caller extraordinaire

The new New York Times editor stumbles toward Hollywood

Shooting threatens to eclipse Phil Spector’s turbulent career

The latest on the Phil Spector murder case

Ravine searched for new evidence in old Green River Murders

Killer’s keepsakes up for auction

State will pay $700,000 to give child molester-rapist a new life

American chef sought in break-in at Belfast police station

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE! “OUCH”? International news star in mystery website

Movement grows for sainthood of 9/11 hero, Rev. Mychal Judge

15-year-old asylum seeker carves “freedom’ on his arm

Irish activist deported to Dublin after 8-year battle

The latest on the Robert Blake wife murder case (*photos)

The Life & Death of An “Ordinary” American: Leroy Abramson

America’s “Shortlist” not quite the adventurous UK Mercury Prize

Girls Aloud: Nothing artificial about this manufactured pop group

Liz Phair defies the indie cult to pretend she’s a slutty pop girl

Dead Joe Strummer strolls down one last “Street”

30 years on, Sparks become the most important band in rock

Three bigtime Nashville songwriting cats make strides in musical theatre

Time for Harrison Ford to lower his pricetag & raise his standards

Gay cheerleader finds that “reality” bites

Comedian Dane Clark learns the secret to getting away with anything

Where’s the Outlaws?: Bruce Vilanch at the gay “leather convention”

Dr. Ruehl’s Domestics: Maid jailed for urine-spiked coffee & tea

Dr. Ruehl’s Gynecological Lab: New pill fights PMS

Dr. Ruehl’s Classroom: Students give better grades to good-looking profs

Dr. Ruehl’s Splitting Heirs: miser leaves fortune to dogs, not daughters

Dr. Ruehl’s Cryptozoology: Sea serpent sighted again

Great white teeth give shark research new bite

Lake Tahoe found unfit for cutthroat trout

“311” to handle non-urgent 911 emergencies

Oh, Canada! Many surprised by sex & drug laws

Casino companies’ competition increases

Dutch Newman chokes on the chicken

Alvin Anderson’s lessons from the Korean War

Epic flood leads to love for couple

Brits cracking down on happy hour binges

Survival of the Irish depends on a drink

Book tweaking ‘Tabloid Baby’ author continues Top 20 slide

Week of July 20, 2003

Historic! TV doco reveals secrets of Presidents-- and their movies

Frozen Television’s “All The Presidents’ Movies” airs August 7 on Bravo

Did Aquafina Water sneak product placement at Kobe newser?
(*photo)

Kobe Bryant is Coca Cola spokesman

Aquafina is a Pepsi product!

Kobe Bryant Sex Case: Here come the attacks against the accuser!

Local Paper: The latest on the Kobe Bryant case

“Exclusive” Dateline JLo-Ben interview ran all week on Access Hollywood

Tabloid Babies: Shows like Dateline are tabloid TV successors

Why ‘NBC Dateline’ & ‘Access Hollywood’ are in the same boat

The blending of tabloid and “mainstream” is a story told ‘round the world

Female Paintball Hunt: This is a scam to sell a video, isn’t it?

The BBC & The Death of David Kelly

Sky News reporter quits over bogus Iraq story

After Buddy Ebsen’s death, reality “Hillbillies” still heading to Beverly

Inmate runs business scam from laundry room (with help of wife & galpal)

Dad on mission to vanquish neo-Nazis who stomped his son to death

Domestic violence foe convicted of murder

Boyfriend to stand trial in Lizzette murder

“True Believer” lawyer to star in Binion murder retrial

Charges dropped against man accused of murdering girlfriend in 2000

Sex offenders’ return to society often means homelessness

Timing: Weekly’s Santa Monica market profile runs morning after crash

The market profile came with a photo essay

Our Man Elli In Israel digs into a Democracy-damning double-voting scandal

Man charged with eating Internet buddy

Police cruiser hits car; city sues victim

Idi Amin in coma

Last show for theatre that was Slapsie Maxie’s (Martin-Lewis LA debut)?

Tabloid Baby’s historic meeting with Jerry Lewis (Chapter 6)

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE! “OUCH”? International news star in mystery website

Movement grows for sainthood of 9/11 hero, Rev. Mychal Judge

The latest on the Robert Blake wife murder case (*photos)

The latest on the Phil Spector murder case

Speed dating reveals the real sex & the city

Book tweaking Tabloid Baby continues slide off bestseller list

The Life & Death of An “Ordinary” American: Jean K. Zaiko Burt

Dr. Ruehl’s Research: UFO reports flood in

Dr. Ruehl’s Colleagues: MD has removed ET implants from 12 contactees

Dr. Ruehl’s Athletes: Man in tutu interrupts swimming championships

Dr. Ruehl’s Literary Giants: Woman wins “worst writing” award

Dr. Ruehl’s Funerals: Priest says dead man is going to Hell

Dr. Ruehl’s Farm: Lurch the cow has world’s longest horns (*photo)

Dr. Ruehl’s POV: How animals see the world (*gator-eye’s-view photo)

Dr. Ruehl’s Dating Service: Married folks keep joining singles chat groups

Dr. Ruehl’s Medical Breakthroughs: Pizza prevents cancer

Dr. Ruehl’s Reasons To Hide The Car Keys: Soon we’ll be living to 180

Movin’ Up: Former SNL funny lady is playing Funny Girl in Pittsburgh

Almost Cool: Punk band makes good, releasing CD, playing Warped

Book that insults ‘Tabloid Baby’ author drops from NYT Top 10 List

College kids catch video game dance fever

After 40 years, Mary Kay is a company in the pink

Father & son make big fossil find

With herb garden, tribal doctor meshes old ways & new

“Friends celebrate memories in a valley where time is gentle”

Defunct railroad chugs again in book & models

Week of July 13, 2003

ALL THE PRESIDENTS’ MOVIES: Frozen Television unveils historic TV doco

@#%*! It’s a four-letter Summer!

Forget sodomy, should state repeal its “gross indecency” law?

Brothel sex slaves must service 800 clients before receiving money

Ex-cadets keep close watch on Air Force sex attack hearings

Hackers may be holding schoolgirls sauna party in your computer

Bare Market: Old-style strip joint tries to keep up with the competition

Lap dancing at City Hall

The odd case of a young man who says he just wanted a baby of his own

George Best busted at pub a year after life-saving liver transplant

Beautiful 18-year-old television star prepares for cancer treatment

Delta Goodrem’s website

Local Paper: The latest on the Kobe Bryant case

‘Tabloid Baby’ star Video Joe Guidry debuts extreme skate video

Video Joe Guidry made TV history as unique reporter, “Hi-8 Joe”

New reality TV challengers zeroes to be heroes

Britain’s ‘Big Brother is “the greatest show on Earth”

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE! “OUCH”? International news star in mystery website

Our Man Elli In Israel on the secret power of hefty guy named Yehoshua

Navy sonar may be harming world’s most endangered whales

Ex-con, ex-junkie Steve Earle becomes a political mover

The Pope’s DJ spreads “Catholic radio”

Movement grows for sainthood of 9/11 hero, Rev. Mychal Judge

Johnnie Cochran vows justice for 15-year-old killed by cop

Shooter cop had ongoing dispute with his ex mother-in-law

Celebrity chef cleared of theft

Chicago reporters hand over IRA informant tapes

Toe sucker gets life

“Boat rage” death upsets placid lake

The latest on the Robert Blake wife murder case (*photos)

The latest on the Phil Spector murder case

Kennedy scandals spice up sleepy summer

Flashback: Tabloidbaby.com was first to show JFK Jr.’s marital pain

The JFK Jr. attack video was pulled because of legal attack

JFK Jr. attack video kicked off tabloidbaby.com’s Pix & Flix page

Book tweaking Tabloid Baby continues slide off bestseller list

What makes a bestseller?

Absorbing book on TV revolution was big seller in cities

The Life & Death of An “Ordinary” American: Murrell Lunning

LA Times mocks Vegas legends

Stu: Fifth Beatle’s belongings for sale

Mick Jagger talks about Fame, family and turning 60

Mick Jagger meets Tabloid Baby in Mustique (Chapter 8)

Velvet Revolver: Does Slash’s Guns N’ Roses spinoff really stink?

Slash meets Tabloid Baby in the Bel Age Jacuzzi (Chapter 20)

Black Crowe Chris Robinson finds inner peace as Malibu’s Mr. Kate Hudson

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE: Kate’s Dad, Bill Hudson’s 9/11 Tribute, “3000 Down”

Turtle’s book about meeting the Beatles & Hendrix becomes film

Happy Together: Howard Kaylan wrote “My Dinner with Jimi”

Johnny Angel checks out “Lovelace: The Musical”

Loretta Lynn makes friends with the White Stripes

Lou Rawls’ romantic style makes you wanna dance slow & easy

Al Pacino inspires Aussie football win

Hey, The Publicity Tour’s Over: Demi Moore woos kid in public

Bollywood film based on “The Rock” pulls in crowds

Dr. Ruehl’s Geeks: Thief rips off chicken’s heads

Dr. Ruehl’s Fast Food: Man rampages after eating mouse in Wendy’s chili

Dr. Ruehl’s Shoppers: Store bans sisters for excessive complaints

Dr. Ruehl’s Cinematic Gatherings: Town throws “Blobfest”

Dr. Ruehl’s Funnybone: Ten amusing things about humor

Importing Swedish pianist for concert strikes a sour note

Couple battles city over yard—for 28 years

Burned church is back with a mission

Animals get trout-flavored ice on Ice Block Day

Another county added to “killer bee” quarantine

Week of July 6, 2003

They Die In 3's: Barry (White), Buddy (Ebsen) & Bushman (N!xau)

Ebsen was Ill: Did God take the wrong "Buddy" last week?

“Screaming liberal” takes on talk radio’s right-wing idiots

Hannity, you putz! Meet Johnny Wendell

Are you sure Imus started this way? Johnny Wendell is Johnny Angel

Of right wing radio nuts, Savage’s hate is most hilarious

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE: Dr. Ruehl denounces Fox’s ‘Charlie Chan’ chop

Death threats fly as Vegas chapels battle for bridal bucks

Tabloid Baby author was married in Vegas wedding chapel (Ch. 39)

Kobe Bryant arrested for sexual assault

Local paper: The latest on Kobe Bryant sex assault arrest

The Vagina Monolith: Stonehenge was big ancient sex symbol

The Big Bamboo: The dark side of sex tourism in Jamaica

“Vampire” murder investigation theatens to reveal many secrets

Our Man Elli in Israel on the battle over “Who’s A Jew”

Jewish prayer music enters a new era

Elvis fascination is pushed into the 21st Century

Was Elvis A Jew?

Was Elvis the Second Coming of Christ?

The Elvis connection to a TV revolution

Yeah, this would be huge in the US: BBC launches “Lit Idol”

Author is “Lit Idol” of dozens

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE! Dr. Ruehl on why the SAG-AFTRA merger failed

Reality TV king Bruce Nash dreams of producing scripted fiction!

Tabloid Baby author produced Nash’s ‘When Good Pets Go Bad 2’

Book describes rise of reality genre

Barbra Streisand goes nuts! Against government, corps-- & tabloids!

Calvo’s Corner: TV anchor stalker case may get rerun

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE! “OUCH”? International news star in mystery website

Barry White’s agent pays tribute to Mr. Love

Listen to Barry White lose it as he recorded a radio ad

‘Homer Price’ author dies

How does Howard Dean stack up against West Wing’s Jeb Bartlet?

Terry Jones: God, the Devil—and Alastair Campbell

Congressman waves the flag—against illegal immigration

Toxins make plants terror targets

Movement grows for sainthood of 9/11 hero, Rev. Mychal Judge

Why do so many Irish people commit suicide?

Jack Welch pays $180 million to keep divorce & dirty laundry out of court

Sleaze scandal strips Shirley Porter of “Dame” title

Adult conjoined twins begin risky separation process

US ports are link in threat to endangered apes

Homeless teens clash with cops & merchants

The latest on the Robert Blake wife murder case (*photos)

The latest on the Phil Spector murder case

The Life & Death of An “Ordinary” American: Huey P. Bourgeois

Dr. Ruehl’s Safe Summer: Swimming pools shallower to thwart drownings

Dr. Ruehl’s Marriage Manual: Wife-carrying champs triumph (*photo)

Dr. Ruehl’s Engagements: Engagement ring flushed down toilet, recovered

Dr. Ruehligan’s Island: Dawn Wells (Mary Ann) sells handicapped clothing

Another mayor rolls out beer-barrel politics

Bikinis, beer & bodies on Deltawatch

There’s magic at the Fat Cow Motel

The Brady Bunch return to Hawaii

LL Cool J stresses the value of reading & education

Twisted Sister cleans it up for the kids

Long-lost deep soul singer is alive & well with new album

Stark Reality offers Hoagy Carmichael songs like you’ve never heard them

Blockbuster that slurs “Tabloid Baby” author hangs in on bestseller list

Flashback: Kearns irked by “Beach House” tweak

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE: Hudson Brother’s 9/11 Tribute, “3000 Down”

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE: Hear a preview of Bill Hudson’s “3000 Down”

Bill Hudson was one-third of 70s pop sensation Hudson Brothers

Bill Hudson’s brother is TV partner with in Tabloid Baby author

Bill Hudson’s other brother produces Ringo

“Tabloid Baby” visits Liverpool, pays tribute to Beatles

Rooster survives two-car crash

Another mayor rolls out beer-barrel politics

His Chair-iot Awaits: Lawyer has creative way of getting ahead in life

Tips from the Milk Carton Derby champ

Week of June 29, 2003

'TABLOID BABY' AUTHOR REMEMBERS BUDDY HACKETT

They Die in 3's: Jazz Great Herbie Mann completes God's Trifecta

HEPBURN, HACKETT & HERBIE: Bob Hope dodges bullet

Bizarre Twist: Hackett's "The Love Bug" was named Herbie

Bizarre Twist: Hume Cronin, the last "H," made movie debut as "Herbie"

Bizarre Twist: Katharine Hepburn dressed like a "Mann"

Buddy Hackett found dead

Pay tribute at Buddy Hackett's website

Buddy wows 'em at the Copa

Buddy's 'Chinese Waiter' was a classic

They Die in 3's: Hepburn... Buddy... WHO'S NEXT?

Now will she tell? Is Cynthia McFadden the daughter of Tracy & Hepburn?

Adopted child McFadden was “adopted” by Hepburn at 18

ABC newswoman McFadden is executor of Hepburn’s estate

McFadden named her son “Spencer”

Cynthia McFadden has resemblance to Spencer Tracy

Spencer Tracy has resemblance to Cynthia McFadden

Celebrities Die in 3’s: Who will be the next screen legend to go?

Buddy Ebsen, 95, is in the hospital

Recent show business deaths have been boon to “celebrity death pools”

Jackson, Maddox, Thurmond: Southern pols die in 3’s, too

Book: JFK Jr. was battered husband

Book told story from death of JFK to death of JFK Jr.

What's the fun? "Legit" tabloids are like fartless beans

What’s the fun? Scientists develop fartless beans

“Beans, beans, the musical fruit”

A version of the funniest bean joke ever

Celebrities paying the price for speaking out against Iraq war

The Ruehl World: Military rushing to create robot soldiers

Party wants nude candidate out of race

College president quits after loaning school’s millions to oil wildcatter

Calvo’s Corner: Tabloid giant starts Latino division

Paper in libel suit over story of steakhouse maven

L.A. gets another alternative weekly

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE: HUDSON BROTHER’S “3000 DOWN” PAYS TRIBUTE

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE: HEAR A PREVIEW OF BILL HUDSON’S “3000 DOWN”

Bill Hudson was one of 70s pop sensation Hudson Brothers

Bill Hudson’s brother is TV partner with in Tabloid Baby author

Bill Hudson’s other brother produces Ringo

“Tabloid Baby” visits Liverpool, pays tribute to Beatles

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE! “OUCH”? International news star in mystery website

Our Man Elli in Israel meets the Ethiopians

George W’s best Dem friend is now White House Public Enemy #1

Local Paper: Latest on Chicago party porch tragedy

CSI TV show may have triggered triple murders

Real CSI: “No good way to get rid of a body”

A&E “Unexplained” subject “exposed as a liar”

The latest on the Robert Blake wife murder case (*photos)

The latest on the Phil Spector murder case

The Life & Death of An “Ordinary” American: Theodore Kolesnik

Did you hear that ‘The Matrix’ co-director is prepping for a sex change?

Mel Gibson says he attended Mass every day while making his “Passion”

Will ‘Boy Meets Boy’ bachelor be butt of prank?

Five years after his death, Sinatra is back

Boxing bonanza knocked for a loop

Dr. Ruehl’s Roadtrips: “Devil’s Highway’ Route 666 gets a number change

Dr. Ruehl’s Outrages: Maternity store manager fired for being pregnant

Dr. Ruehl’s Wedding Planners: Brides-to-be bitten by fleas at bridal shop

Dr. Ruehl’s Tributes: Restaurateur offered free coffee to E.T.s

Dr. Ruehl’s Amazing Animals: Dog walks upright like a human (*photo)

Same state, different worlds for two poet laureates

‘Tabloid Baby’ insult slips to #2 on paperback bestseller list!

Paperback slur is okay with Kearns—as long as his name is in the movie!

“Beach House” Kearns slur caused bestseller hardcover scandal

Truth-telling “Tabloid Baby” caused international scandal

Mark Twain buys columnist John L. Smith a drink at the Tap House

America: Land of the Fat

Week of June 22, 2003

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE: HUDSON BROTHER’S “3000 DOWN” PAYS TRIBUTE

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE: HEAR A PREVIEW OF BILL HUDSON’S “3000 DOWN”

Bill Hudson was one-third of 70s pop sensation Hudson Brothers

Bill Hudson is father to Kate Hudson (was married to Goldie Hawn)

Bill Hudson soon to be a Hudson Grandfather

Bill Hudson’s brother co-founded Mychal Judge 9/11 tribute site

Bill Hudson’s brother is also TV partner with in Tabloid Baby author

Bill Hudson’s other brother produces Ringo

“Tabloid Baby” visits Liverpool, pays tribute to Beatles

“Tabloid Baby” author in Abbey Road tribute

Beatles’ “Helter Skelter” blamed for another brutal murder

“Comedy Terrorist”: Royal party intruder sparks probe

Slap Jim Davidson in his ugly sexist, racist face

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE! “OUCH”? International news star in mystery website

Movement grows for sainthood of 9/11 hero, Rev. Mychal Judge

Iraq War troops report symptoms of uranium sickness

Dozens of children witness gangland murder

Vegas sex cops haunted by the Flamingo Road Rapist

Belief in a convict’s innocence is shattered

Calvo’s Corner: ABC’s John Stossel fails the “fairness test”

No fear, just loathing: Hunter S. Thomspon a no-show at Vegas film fest

“Bumfight” filmmakers get probation

Radio DJ “The Wild One” dies of brain cancer

The Ruehl World: A scream recorded in 1951 is used repeatedly in films

Our Man Elli in Israel: Settlers fight evacuation of outposts

Our Man Elli in Israel Arthur Miller win Book Fair prize

Work considered the prize of any book fair

The Ruehl World: Top astronomer says ETs exist, could destroy Earth!

The latest on the Robert Blake wife murder case (*photos)

The latest on the Phil Spector murder case

The Life & Death of An “Ordinary” American: Debra Wayne

Years of bad eating habits weigh heavily on family

Dr. Ruehl’s Pageants: Lesbian Contest winner booed for looking straight

Dr. Ruehl’s Scholars: Gorgeous blonde earning Ph.D for study of blondes

Dr. Ruehl’s Musicians: Air guitarists vie for first national title

Dr. Ruehl’s Hope for Alcoholics: Machine keeps failed liver patients alive

Dr. Ruehl’s Travel Agency: Bishop opens resort called “Hell”

‘Tabloid Baby’ insult is still #1 on paperback bestseller list!

Paperback slur is okay with Kearns—as long as his name is in the movie!

“Beach House” Kearns slur caused bestseller hardcover scandal

Truth-telling “Tabloid Baby” caused international scandal

Week of June 15, 2003

THEY DIE IN 3s! Hume Cronyn follows Brinkley & Peck

Celebrities always die in threes, don't they?

Homer Simpson leads “Best American” poll

Families horrified by televised autopsies

“True Stories from the Morgue” is the breed of documentary series

Naked comedian scares shark to death

Naked comedian could faces criminal charges for shark stunt

Robin Leach returns as a Spermato

Is the Fox News Channel a CIA front?

Tabloid television opened door to Fox News’ political slant

Hilarious radio animal Michael Savage sues gay websites

Visit Michael Savage's Website

Who Is This Guy? Michael Savage was Michael Weiner

David Brinkley’s death reminds us that era of network anchorman is over

Brian Williams reminds us that era of network anchorman is over

Great book told us that era of network anchorman is over

OUR MAN ELLI IN ISRAEL: "Economic suicides" explode on front pages

Size Matters: Genital harassment scandalizes the Denver Mint

Calvo’s Corner: City targets cafeterias with women & drugs on menu

Embattled strip club’s security director outed as FBI operative

Punishment proceedings delayed in college hazing

Former Muslim cleric charged with child molesting

Scott Peterson receiving loads of love letters

Ranchers cash in on exotic game

The Ruehl World: Sasquatch print found in strawberry patch!

Fired workers go after boss with spears

Calvo’s Castro Watch: U.S. taxpayers fund Cuban broadcast no one sees

Calvo’s Corner: Famed jewel thief has sparkling afterlife

Cougars spotted in area of search for missing boy

Neighbors plan to catch crime on videotape

When neighbors attack

Father, son in betrayal's web

Man’s death outside nightclub is mystery to family—and cops

Marijuana haven forfeited to government

Stolen Oscar found in Florida

Hillary Clinton, Martha Stewart & feminine mystiques

Call for Queen of England to lose title as head of church

Movement grows for sainthood of 9/11 hero, Rev. Mychal Judge

Our Man Elli in Israel reports on the death of Israeli Red #1

Our Man Elli In Israel gets reaction on George W's "road Map"

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE! “OUCH”? International news star in mystery website

‘Tabloid Baby’ insult remains at #1 on paperback bestseller list!

Paperback slur is okay with Kearns—as long as his name is in the movie!

“Beach House” Kearns slur caused bestseller hardcover scandal

Truth-telling “Tabloid Baby” caused international scandal

Comedy legend Chris Bearde brings satire to a new level

FOR THE FILES: Dunleavy remembers Gotti, “Last of The Standup Guys”

The latest on the Robert Blake wife murder case (*photos)

The latest on the Phil Spector murder case

DNA to tell if Pat Garrett really killed Billy The Kid

The Life & Death of An “Ordinary” American: Lee Martin Baker

Dr. Ruehl’s Funerals: Regular remembered at the Waffle house

Dr. Ruehl’s Criminal Masterminds: Husband beheads wife, leaves number

Dr. Ruehl’s Gallery: Excrement exhibit has pol holding his nose

33 years after “Diamonds Are Forever,” Connery may return to Vegas

Meet the disarmingly down-to-earth Cezary Skubiszewski

New CDs bare wrinkles, pain and gayness

At 56, Patti Smith is still out there

Rodney Bingenheimer is a man out of time

Ladies of Ladyfest are gunning for a good time

Juneteenth Parade is thirty years running

New tribal tradition: Counting million$

Downtown LA’s new sheen

From hoagie heaven to foodie boomtown

Blitzing fresh fruit in a juicer gives you summer in a glass

Week of June 8, 2003

‘Tabloid Baby’ insult hits #1 on paperback bestseller list!

Tabloid Baby author tarred again-- in paperback of blockbuster!

“Beach House” Kearns slur caused bestseller hardcover scandal

Truth-telling “Tabloid Baby” caused international scandal

Betty Grace Nash, Tabloid Baby author’s early editor, dies

The Nash “Acorn Press” team created legendary suburban weekly

Jack Sanders is legendary Acorn editor who taught Tabloid Baby author

Tabloid Baby recalls the Ridgefield Press days

Shutterbug breaks nude photo record (*photo*nudity)

“Bottoms Up! Thousands of naked people!”

Dad loses custody rights while deployed in Iraq

“Sorry & embarrassed,” rescued rowers return to dry land

Warning to Kids: Don’t flush your fish (like they do in “Nemo”)!

The Ruehl World: Prominent cryptozoologist says Bigfoot, others are REAL

Blair, Bragg, Boyd & Raines obscure the real scandal at The NY Times

Read everybody go crazy over the New York Times scandal

Hillary Clinton & Barbara Walters: Two trees

Martha Stewart Recipes, Gardening, Crafts, Weddings…

Dick Gephart’s lesbian daughter helps his presidential bid

Judge rules that “Shizzle my nizzle” is not offensive

Larry David Is A Hero For Our Time

Comedy legend Chris Bearde brings satire to a new level

Deconstructing Bob Hope

Calvo’s Corner: Tuning in to “Meow TV”

Pub out of action for months!

“Pub With No Beer” is The Australian National Anthem

Win A Prize! Be first to tell where “PubwithNoBeer” fits in “Tabloid Baby”!

Visit “the legendary pub with no beer”

Gays fight “no fly zone” over Disney World

“Boys Don’t Cry” Death Row killer wants DNA test

Gambling tycoon at odds with casino

The rise & rise of Shanghai Eddie

High school football coach admits he used drugs with male students

Found innocent in cop killing, he gets 15 years

Family of wife slain by police chief in murder-suicide may sue

Cops confronted by rooster rigged with explosives

Blue Crush: Inside a big city SWAT team

Exhuming Iraq’s killing fields

Bad boy turns minister turns adviser to powerful

Movement grows for sainthood of 9/11 hero, Rev. Mychal Judge

TB.COM EXCLUSIVE! “OUCH”? International news star in mystery website

The latest on the Robert Blake wife murder case (*photos)

The latest on the Phil Spector murder case

The Life & Death of An “Ordinary” American: Nadine Basse

Bizarre accident nearly blinds Amazing Jonathan co-star

Re-formed Gin Blossoms carry on into middle age

Gin Blossom’s drinking-song genius fired for being drunk, killed self

Drunk geniuses fueled Tabloid TV revolution

Wish you were beer: Check in with Modern Drunkard magazine

It’ll be news when he stays home: Dylan hits the road again

Getting a grip on the New Pornographers (Sorry, they’re a music group)

Backyard wrestler will bleed for fame & glory

Dr. Ruehl’s History: When Things Were Rotten, folks used leaves for T.P.

Dr. Ruehl’s Domestics: Housework cures cancer

Dr. Ruehl’s Lucky People: She survives wecked house, wrecked car

Dr. Ruehl’s Bicycle Thieves: 66-year-old pedals on 3-week getaway

Dr. Ruehl’s Defense of The Pregnant: She’s docked for toilet breaks!

Dr. Ruehl’s Legal Hoots: Stuffed owl ruffles feathers

Dr. Ruehl’s Travel Agency: Cannibals congregate in The Congo

Dr. Ruehl’s IRS Files: Teen fined $352 for $3 tax bill

A New Brand of Baseball! The T-Bones hit town

Brewery celebrates eight years of suds

The 15 bus is the wildest ride in town

 



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