Index

PROLOGUE

1. Kidnapped!

2. Morley: What Happened?

3. No More Fag Jokes

4. Rob Lowe's Big Dick

5. Hot Steamy Sex

6. Lesbians, Cripples & Clowns

7. Achtung, Baby!

8. Kings of Comedy

9. Dead Heat on a Maury-Go-Round (or Sammy's Glass Eye)

10. Spare Pricks at the Wedding

11. Hollywood Babble On

12. God's Fuck-Ups

13. Willie Smith's Wild Willie

14. Fake Tits & Real Blood

15. Raf Gets Killed

16. Geraldo Finds His Hitler

17. A Fatal Suppository

18. Fucking with Their Heads (or Stealing Satellites)

19. The Resurrection of Rafael

20. Howard Rules & Elton Sues

21. Suicides, Murders & Sloppy Executions

22. Son of Sam & The Lobster Boy

23. The Mugging

24. Seems Like Old Crimes

25. Buttafuoco Sweats

26. To Live and Be Reborn in L.A.

27. Butthole Surfers & A Mad Dog Nightline

28. "Where's the Bag, Mr. Kardashian?"

29. Gud'by T'Wayne & Hello, Hi-8 Joe

30. Jeff Greenfield is a Big Fat Humorless Putz

31. Makin Wicky-Wacky on the Titanic

32. Beat the Meatles

33. Kato Sucks & Nicky Dies

34. Dunleavy's Reward

35. The Last Laugh

36. Pitching and Bitching

37. The Butt-Sketch Artist & The End of An Error

38. Don Simpson Meets Butterbean

39. The Gambler

40. Tabloid Baby

Where Are They Now?

Who's In The Book?