The Independent (London), February 6, 1996
The life and death of producer Don Simpson is a
classic tale of modern Hollywood.
By Kevin Jackson
Some pundits and pop-culture spotters have nominated 1976, annus mirabilis
of punk, as the year when the Sixties finally died. If there is any sense
to this way of talking, then there may be a certain morbid timeliness about
the otherwise grimly premature death of Don Simpson on 19 January 1996, at
the age of 52, exactly six years after the end of the Eighties. In partnership
with his considerably less extroverted buddy Jerry Bruckheimer, Simpson -
motormouth, multi-millionaire, maverick movie producer and self-proclaimed
toxic substance abuser and womaniser on a massive scale - was regarded by
many commentators as a walking embodiment of Hollywood in the Eighties. Others,
like the noted American journalist John Taylor, went further still: in Taylor's
entertaining book Circus of Ambition (1989), Simpson is depicted as one of
the handful of key players, like Ronald Reagan or the financier John Gutfreund,
who helped define the spirit of the whole decade.
That spirit, or Simpson's part in it, can be summed up in the single brutal
phrase for which he became famous: "Losers are boring." Or, to quote the
maestro himself at slightly greater and more mollifying length: "By and large
life is separated. There are people who are successful and who win. They
have moments of pain but they are winners. Then there are losers. Jerry and
I side with the winners. We aren't interested in losers. They're boring -
to us."
This philosophy, if that is the appropriate term, was at once the plot- source
for each of Simpson & Bruckheimer's biggest hits and the means of making
them front-rank winners themselves. Statistics on the S&B productions
alone tell a good part of the extraordinary story. Beverly Hills Cop (1984),
their Eddie Murphy vehicle, grossed $ 364m, became the highest-earning comedy
ever made and established Murphy as the biggest black star in the history
of Hollywood, Top Gun grossed almost as much at $ 345m, shot Tom Cruise into
the A-list and was the biggest box-office hit of 1986. Beverly Hills Cop
II, the most successful film of 1987, grossed $ 270m.
Then there was the income from the spin-offs and merchandising; all of the
albums from S&B productions went platinum, and Flashdance became the
highest-selling soundtrack ever released, shifting 17 million units. By 1988,
just seven years after forming their alliance, Simpson and Bruckheimer were
estimated to have raked in some $ 1.7bn for their patrons at Paramount; by
1991, that figure was up above the $ 2bn mark. They had amassed considerable
personal fortunes into the bargain; unofficial estimates of their earnings
from Top Gun alone run to something in the region of $ 10m each.
Not everyone was happy about this state of affairs, least of all the critics
- S&B product was, they carped, at best glossy nonsense, at worst positively
vile - the worst kind of high- concept movie. The phrase "high-concept movie"
was one of the decade's key terms - it meant a picture you could sell to
the studios and thus to the audiences in a sentence or less, usually by linking
two known components into a supposedly irresistible new recipe. ("High concept",
sometimes also known as "picture cross", is neatly satirised in the endless
tracking shot which opens Altman's The Player, in which we eavesdrop on hopeful
screenwriters pitching their new scripts in terms of X meets Y: this movie
will be Jaws meets Annie Hall, Pretty Woman meets Bram Stoker's Dracula.)
For all that the duo vehemently denied the label, or even protested their
ignorance of what it meant, S&B films were indisputably high-concept:
Flashdance, for example, could be sold as Rocky for girls, Top Gun as Rocky
with jets, Days of Thunder (a rare S&B flop, in relative terms) as Rocky
with racing cars. On some accounts the very notion of high concept was born
at the original sales pitch for the first S&B collaboration: an agent
held up a photograph of John Travolta, a huge star at the time, and said
just two words: "American Gigolo". As it turned out, the lead in American
Gigolo went to Richard Gere, at the time much less well-known and a lot cheaper
than Travolta, but the film was still a major hit. Directed by Paul Schrader
and draped, influentially, by Giorgio Armani, American Gigolo was released
in February 1980: Don Simpson's decade had begun.
But it wasn't so much the formulaic nature of S&B product as the content
of those formulae that tended to appal the critics. Typically, an S&B
hero or heroine will be a likeable outsider with a burning dream; friends
and enemies alike deride and oppose this dream, but after several painful
setbacks, and a great deal of the kind of guitar-driven soundtrack music
rock critics describe as "anthemic" ("Take My Breath Away" from Top Gun is
a fair example), they win their dream and their lover in the same frame.
Cue reprise of theme song.
Nothing too surprising here: Hollywood movies have traditionally made money
by selling fantasies of power and triumph for the disappointed and powerless.
It was the nature of the ambitions displayed in S&B movies that seemed
shocking - smug, venal, callous ("losers are boring!"), reactionary. Consider
the background against which S&B emerged. The key American films of the
late Sixties and Seventies had been about rebels, neurotics, psychopaths,
assassins, conspiracies, the hideous abuses of power and the futile, humiliating,
obscene mess of the Vietnam war: Taxi Driver, Apocalypse Now, Nashville,
Chinatown, The Conversation and the Godfather pictures.
Small wonder that when a couple of young producers - our dreaming heroes
Don and Jerry - went to the United States Navy and asked permission to use
their facilities for a film entitled An Officer and a Gentleman, the Admirals
refused, suspecting yet another bunch of West Coast pinkoes and faggots were
out to make the military look like sadistic maniacs.
The Navy could not have been wider of the mark: when An Officer and a Gentleman
(filmed, in the end, on a disused army base) was released in 1982, it not
only brought in $ 202m at box offices around the world but briefly boosted
enquiries about careers in the Navy by more than 20 per cent. The movie rejoiced
in all the old military virtues of discipline, patriotism and subordination,
and made uniforms look smart and sexy for the first time since the fall of
Saigon.
When the same young(ish) producers went back to the Navy a few years later
bearing a script entitled Top Gun, the story was quite different. John Taylor
recalls an extraordinary party held in Washington DC on the occasion of that
film's release at which admirals in dress whites hobnobbed over champagne
with bearded producers in their uniforms of Armani suits, each faction basking
in the reflected glamour of the other. It was left to a few ingrates, such
as the radical journalist Alexander Cockburn, to pour cold water on such
happy reconciliations, collaring Simpson on set and charging him with flagrant
jingoism.
"It has nothing to do with jingoism, nothing to do with war," Simpson shot
back.
"But Don, it does have to do with war. They're in planes which kill people."
"It's about character," the producer replied. "This isn't a right-wing or
a left-wing movie. Jerry and I happen to be apolitical."
It was the great let-out clause: these films didn't glorify war or greed
or snobbery, they glorified self-fulfilment. This was just the kind of fare
that an audience sick of economic and cultural pessimism was hungry to devour.
Like a lot of the Eighties sprees, however, Simpson and Bruckheimer's glorious
upwards trajectory started to falter as the decade turned. After the unexpectedly
poor showing for Days of Thunder, the partnership went to earth for a while.
They left their old friends Paramount in a blizzard of lawsuits and nasty
rumours, and signed a much less agreeable contract with Disney. For a long
time, they produced nothing, and the silence was so unprecedented some believed
they had simply washed up.
The story wasn't that simple. Last year, S&B made a striking triple hit
with Bad Boys (Beverly Hills Cop with two Eddie Murphy characters?), Dangerous
Minds (Rocky with grammar books?) and Crimson Tide - the last of these, despite
its many Top Gun elements, reverting to pre-Eighties type by featuring Gene
Hackman as a dangerously traditional military man, ready and willing to launch
World War Three. The screenwriter John Gregory Dunne, in an affectionate
memoir of Simpson in this week's New Yorker, reports having been hired and
fired on a thus-far unrealised S&B project about a government conspiracy
to hush up the existence of UFOs - an almost classically paranoid Sixties
movie.
Despite these three successes, the S&B partnership dissolved, largely,
it seems, because the quieter Bruckheimer had not been able to cope with
Simpson's increasingly ungovernable mood swings, binge dieting and indulgence
in narcotics.
Initial examination of Simpson's corpse showed no sign of recent narcotics
use, but it is hard to believe that his years of unbridled illegal recreation
had not weakened his hyperactive frame. His sudden death, curiously, has
coincided with a wave of interesting new Hollywood movies, from Seven to
Heat to Leaving Las Vegas, which take a much cooler attitude to life, death
and what Simpson once called the "romance of professionalism". But if this
is an irony, it is a kindly one. By pursuing his dazzling career arc so much
further than Tom Cruise in Top Gun or Richard Gere in Officer, right up to
the kind of messy end those films doggedly refused to acknowledge, the
triumphalist blowhard Don Simpson starts to look like a more complex, even
a more sympathetic character. Because losers are interesting, too.